A coconut what calls 100 rats.

Is the first thing that came to mind when I read this comment, left beneath a Marilyn Manson video on YouTube:

'What a nutcase. How can anyone be interested in what someTHING like that has to say. Disturbed is the word that comes to mind. I guess the final interview will take place in a soft cell, after that jerk what bananas raping and killing an oak or something.'

Yes.

'what bananas raping and killing an oak or something'

You can't type that shit as a joke and then laugh about it. That kind of shit has to be typed out in anger; in earnest; in the spur of the moment. That's so non-sequitur it makes 'a coconut what calls 100 rats' seem like a passage from Milton.

I feel rather lucky I found this.